I like the letter A
high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

mangneto:

"the helmet can’t possibly be that tricky to draw" - some dumb loser AKA mangneto
Midna’s OKAY I guess…

mangneto:

"the helmet can’t possibly be that tricky to draw" - some dumb loser AKA mangneto

Midna’s OKAY I guess…

vetisxart:

-nsfw version here-

calakazam:

galacticterrier:

never forget that words like stupid, idiot, etc. were literally coined by eugenicists 

they are inherently harmful + meant to dehumanize why would you want to keep that shit around 

please try harder

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enterpraiz:

Funny thing, that…

lareinaana:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

marcys-mareep:

when you call people out for being problematic

 - Sanstrom
37,474 plays

norwayspruce:

Sandstorm by Darude at 8Kbps

zitoisneato:

demengineerz:

There is something up with Pikachu…

Fight me fucker.

zitoisneato:

demengineerz:

There is something up with Pikachu…

Fight me fucker.

tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

canyouclarinot:

pekomelon:

the reason old memes always come back is because, in order to truly destroy a meme, you must cast it into the fires of mount doom and sadly

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oh my god

sassy-sweet-nepeta:

shibruhinu:

apparently my mom thinks i’m still in my scene kid phase bc she only bought me jack skellington stuff for my birthday 

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My mom, stepdad, and sister all went to Disneyland a couple months ago and they brought me back a Jack keychain and a grey and black striped Jack hoodie and I was just

mom why